If there were ever a more important time to network, I can't remember it. I've been to so many going-away parties in the last few weeks that I'm starting to wonder what I'm still doing here. People who thought they'd played it professionally safe -- bankers, lawyers, significant others of bankers and lawyers -- are suddenly finding themselves among the nation's growing jobless. And even those who remain gainfully employed are hoarding their cash, certain they'll be the next to go.
So we young people do what any sane person would do: We spin the old mental Rolodex. We note all the people who don't hate us and might be of some use. And then we send messages that read something like this:
Hey, Person I Need!
Long time no talk! How are you?! Sorry I haven't written you in 17 years -- boy have I been busy -- but here's some contrived anecdote to show I've been thinking about you. Thought you'd like to hear these few random things that are going on with me, too. Oh, by the way, I was thinking you could hire me/refer me/help me in some other way I've been generous enough to dream up for you. And since I'm sure you're dying to read my resume, it's attached. Totally can't wait to catch up!
Most Transparent Jobseeker Ever
If that sounds extreme, believe me, it's not. I have, in fact, received a number of notes not unlike this myself in recent weeks. And for the record, it isn't that I wouldn't be happy to help if I could. It's just that the approach is so completely disingenuous that it's actually detrimental to the person's cause. (And we Yers tend to be more prone to it because of our sometime lack of social graces, the quick and familiar way we communicate, and the broad if not deep virtual networks we're able to maintain.)
As understandable -- and essential -- as the urge to work one's connections is in times like these, there's still an art to doing it. It's rooted in basic common sense and good manners, and it applies in every situation, whether you're sending an e-mail, Facebook message, smoke signal, singing telegram, or (gasp) letter. So, in the interest of maintaining our networking dignity, here are a couple suggestions for reaching out the right way...
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